The Original Grand Tour

We have been allowed exclusive access to one of the most highly anticipated shows in December. Yes we are in prime position, yes it involves speedy vehicles, yes there is a grand tour!

That's right - we have access to Santa's new sleigh. Move over Mr Musk this vehicle has been run on a 100% renewable energy source for years - good cheer!

Santa's sleigh

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We spoke to chief engineer - a Mr Rudolph Red Nose.

“We are delighted to reveal the next gen of sleigh technology. With the increasing population it's essential that we can visit each house all in just one night! More visits means greater speed is needed. We think with this new sleigh we can deliver that.”

We wish them all well.

When: Santa can been seen on 24th December.

Where: The night sky.

Rating: 5/5 mince pies.

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